It’s not every day that one gets to use fire and water at the same time but the Nomad Portable Hot Tub has done just that. ViceSpy’s eyes dilated(naturally) when we feasted our greedy little eyes on the Mona Lisa of portable heaven. Gentlemen: if you are not able to close the deal with this Deus ex Machina of portable sex then you are not trying hard enough and or you are some sort of hairy Norwegian albino dwarf. (Attention: Hairy Norwegian albino dwarfs please stop sending us hatemail).
Step one would be to find an unlikely place for a hot tub such as an island or the beach. Step two would be to ask your date to bring a bathing suit. Step three would be to set this king-maker up and make sure to have a good Brut Champagne on ice. Your girl/guy will be telling their grandchildren about this camping trip/date.
Nomad calls this thing a Collapsible Tub and its made with 18 ounce vinyl walls and a 24 ounce vinyl floor. Now the magic heater coil is actually sold separately. The coil can be heated with fire or propane and it’s made from 1.25″ stainless steel. Once the coil is heated it apparently begins pulling in water via thermosyphoning(No Pump). Once the water has made it through the heated coils it then exists back into the tub. In order to get the water temp to above 105 Fahrenheit / 40 Celsius it takes about two and a half hours.
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