The Great Outdoors, the majestic beauty of the untamed wilderness. We believe that everyone should spend some time in and around nature. The main issue with all of this is the total and absolute lack of modern conveniences in nature. There’s so few options. You could either sleep on the cold hard, dirty ground in a tent, protected from the weather, but not at all comfortable. Or you could sleep in a hammock, comfortable, but exposed to all manner of insects, as well as at the mercy of the weather. Luckily for all of us Sierra Madre Research is here to rectify all of that with what can be simply described as a genuine breakthrough in sleeping outdoors. They have created the Nubé Hammock Shelter. This hammock tent combines the protection of a tent with the comfort of a hammock. It’s not exactly glamping but it’s sure better than sleeping on the ground.
Sierra Madre Research was founded in 2010 with the goal of selling high quality gear in order to raise money to dig clean water wells in Central America. That’s right, they are not only saving your foray into the wilderness, they are saving the world. The Nubé Hammock Shelter is a protective cocoon for you, your gear, and, of course, your special someone. Afraid of a sudden torrential downpour? Don’t be, not with this hammock tent. The Nubé Hammock Shelter has a nylon covering twice infused with silicone, so the water is being actively repelled, leaving you warm and dry as you contemplate why you are out in the wilderness in the first place. Worried about swatting at the air all night because winged monsters want to feast on your face and blood? Don’t, because the Nubé Hammock Shelter comes with an insect net that fully encloses the hammock, safeguarding you from any insects that could infect you with malaria, dengue, filariasis, West Nile virus, chikungunya(What the Fuck is chikungunya?), yellow fever, Japanese encephalitis, Saint Louis encephalitis, Western equine encephalitis, Eastern equine encephalitis, Venezuelan equine encephalitis, La Crosse encephalitis and Zika fever. Holy Zeus we hate mosquitoes (By the way have you taken Zeus as your personal savior?).
Pack up your tents and upgrade that old hammock because the Nubé Hammock Shelter has just changed the game. It’s time to start enjoying going camping instead of gritting your teeth and wishing you were home watching Netflix. Oh, and in case you needed any more convincing, how about the fact that every single hammock tent sold goes towards providing clean drinking water for someone for an entire year. If that’s not a reason to buy, then I don’t know what is.